I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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