so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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