I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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