Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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