try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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