AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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