My hand turned me down
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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