5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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