Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
