one might say we're banned from that church
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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