Do vagina's smell?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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