I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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