So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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