he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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