Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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