she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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