i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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