I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
