my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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