If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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