Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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