when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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