can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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