are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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