in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
