i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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