Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
