what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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