What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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