I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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