just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Found the puke drawer
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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