I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just pee around me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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