Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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