Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I need to align my fucking chakras
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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