just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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