He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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