One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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