Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We have started to decorate penises.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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