I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My feet surprised me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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