She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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