you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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