Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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