We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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