Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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