I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
third nipple confirmed
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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