we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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