the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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