Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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