Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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