we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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