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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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